In the Plutocrats Club, we have a saying for individuals we know aren't going to mesh well with us. "Don't Introduce Me." It's said out of love to prevent an inevitable confrontation and to let a friend know where you stand concerning a "Triple P" (a particular, peculiar person). For example:
"Don't introduce me to that triple p, who still hasn't paid you that $1,000 he owes you. If I see him, he's not going to enjoy the conversation."
Below are the three people Plutocrats never want to be acquainted with. Learn them well, and keep them away from us... unless you want some inconvenient truth in their life.
To Your Crazy
Family - That klepto uncle with the sticky fingers doesn't need to know our name, number, or Twitter handle. Ever.
Girlfriend - Sames goes for the girl who literally blew up your house for leaving the toilet seat up. We don't want to get caught in the crossfire.
Tendencies - If you're a closet arsonist, keep that to yourself. We never want to be affiliated or involved. Thanks.
To Your Enemies
At Work - We don't want to shake hands with the guy who's undermined everything you've done since got to the law firm. You don't even want to.
At Home - We don't want to speak to your loud, obnoxious neighbors, but we'll have “The Talk” with them if need be.
To Your Ex
Women love manipulating close friends to get back at the man they feel slighted by. Don't give her an opening. We don't ever need to meet your past, especially if she's not going to be in your future.
"Don't Introduce Me" isn't something a Plutocrat wants to hear, but it does indicate that there are some squares in the circle. Proceeding to introduce any of the above to The Club after the notice was given means a problem needs to be addressed. In that case, The Club is more than willing to provide support and backup.