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I don't believe in astrology but I do believe in reverse-psychology, so a lot of my introductions start with an apology.
I’m sorry.
Even when I agree with what the stars ascribe to me it’s really for the universal commodities. Social capital is filled with oddities, and I can conform modestly.
My ability to substantiate misinformation at varying degrees is something I can do with relative ease, but it’s not designed to be heinous although it often deceives. I’m aware of my flexibilities, but they often freeze when I have to roll up my sleeves.
When is it really an advantage to be half horse? In bed? Would I be happy with twins or crabs instead? Probably not, but when I see the signs I'll better explain what I just said.
Apparently, I lack tact but I think that's unfair because it’s majestic to be prophetic until you share a nightmare. I thought telling the truth meant that you actually care, so imagine me going hoarse screaming "woah there."
Ironic, eh?
I can do good on my own... all by myself, but it's better when everyone has generational wealth. Don't categorize me by constellation, because I'm different from everyone else. I’m still wearing Orion's belt.